johnny-depp-is-loved:

20 minute standing ovation at Cannes

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dailyflicks:

GILMORE GIRLS
4.14, “The Incredible Sinking Lorelais”

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nevver:

Whiteout, Ying Yin

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clownboybebop:

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

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smashcut:

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.

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smashcut:

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.

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macbethz:

Hey, it’s me, your English teacher from the beginning of the movie who read a passage that would become thematically relevant later while you stared longingly out the window. I noticed since you came back from your magical quest you’ve been even more listless that usual. Yeah I know about that. We usually have about one or two every semester, so I try to cater my curriculum to the current supernatural crisis so you can remember some appropriate words from classic literature at the right moment in the plot. It’s kind of a thankless job but the world’s still here so I’m not doing too bad haha. That was a joke you can laugh. Anyway I know I’ve kind of taken on a mentor role for you because of your lack of stable father figure but just wanted to let you know that I am a mandated reporter so please don’t tell me if you’re thinking about killing yourself

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sugarcoatednightshade:

balaclava-trismegistus:

goflowolfog:

balaclava-trismegistus:

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I’m going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that’s magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

this can’t keep happening

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dampfnudeldove:

shot in the HEAD. and you’re to blame. You are not good. At dart game

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girldraki:

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escuerzoresucitado:

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future-crab:

It lowkey kind of sucks when a band’s most popular songs are really really good. Like trust me I WANT to be (more) pretentious about The Mountain Goats I WANT to be too smart to enjoy the two songs everyone knows but unfortunately for me This Year and No Children simply fuck too severely. I can’t even pretend they’re not some of the best songs ever written.

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deadpearls:

lotr version because this meme encompasses my entire being

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commandtower-solring-go:

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.

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